The reason I like cats more than people is because cats aren’t sneaky and two faced. If a cat doesn’t like you, you know right away. Cats keep it real.
I don’t need a guy who will open doors for me and buy me Chinese food and text me cute shit at night, I just need a guy who will treat me like a decent human being, ya dig?
“Normally I don’t post stuff like this on my blog but-“
My least favorite question ever
Friend: How do I start running?
Me: You go outside and run.
Friend: I mean like, how do I get into running?
Me: You go outside and you run.
Friend: No, you don't understand. Like how did you get into running?
Me: Alright. Well, I put on my running shoes.
Me: I went outside.
Friend: Uh huh?
Me: And I started running.
I’m mad that growing up I was told I could be whatever I wanted but suddenly when I get old enough to start being whatever I want I’m met with a slew of adults saying “You’ll never make a living doing that.” Or “There are no jobs in that field.” Or “It’s biologically impossible for you to grow a mermaid tail Lauren.” Like damn, let me...