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If you’ve ever thought you were too drunk let me remind you that last night I was so drunk I fell off my bed while petting my cat and smacked my head on my typewriter. 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

(Source: averagefairy, via theonebehindthecamera)

A Pokemon game but built like the Skyrim universe. You’re slaying Charzards instead of dragons and you can battle Team Rocket members in hand to hand combat.

Being told you’re someone’s favorite human is gold.

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ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

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